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Humpity Hump (Hump Hump Hump)

from LaughCry, SmartStupid​!​! by riot nrrd

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This song is about (consensual) humping. Also the Donald, reading the news, and vaccinations.
As if that weren't enough, there is also a rap break in this song.
The lyrics in this song are so dumb it hurt my brain to type them out.
Don't say you weren't warned.

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Humpity Hump (Hump Hump Hump)

Naked lady in the bedroom
Humpity hump (hump hump hump)

Naked lady in the bedroom -
I think I see a naked lady in the bedroom!

Small hand hollow man, so random
Trumpity Trump (Trump Trump Trump)
With a bright orange weasel rests on his head
Trumpity Trump (Trump Trump Trump)

Hollow, small-handed man, so random
With a bright orange weasel resting on his head

Single papule on that hippie child
Mumpity mump (mump mump mump)
Single papule on Jenny McCarthy’s child
Mumpity mump (mump mump mump)

There’s a single papule on that hippie child
Looks like there’s a single papule on that C-list actress’ child!

Read the paper on my white throne
Dumpity dump (dump dump dump)
Read the paper on my shiny white throne
Dumpity dump (dump dump dump)

Read the paper on my white throne
I think I’m gonna read the entire paper on my shiny white throne!

Hump, hump!
Trump, Trump!
Mump, mump!
Dump, dump!

Maybe we could dump the Trump like a chump
(Hey! Hey! What you talkin’ ‘bout?)
Why don’t you jump that rump like Forrest Gump?
(I’ll tell you what! Yeah! Yeah!)
You might hump those lumps with your stump
(What you mean now? What you mean now?)
You got to hump the Trump the mump the jump the dump thuuuu ….
(Yeah. Yeah! Yeah!! YEAH!!!)

Naked lady in the bedroom
Humpity hump (hump hump hump)

credits

from LaughCry, SmartStupid​!​!, released May 29, 2019
Conrad Sichler - vocals, acoustic guitar, electric guitars, piano, backing vocals
Nicholas Valerio - drums
Andrew Marshall - bass
Amy King - backing vocals, cello

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riot nrrd Hamilton, Ontario

riot nrrd was spawned in Winnipeg, Manitoba where he hung out with and played music with some of the members of The Weakerthans and Propogandhi. Many years and travels later, he landed in Hamilton, Ontario, where he released settle in 2014 and LaughCry, SmartStupid!! in 2019, joining 'free of the suburban dream' from 1999. riot nrrd is like riot grrrl, but for nerds. ... more

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